zimothy: misshonoriaglossop: Royal Family Harlem Shake wHAT is this real? if so, i love it
takineko: notsufferingfrominsanity: beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done actual photo of hitler DICK TATOR MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
erident: flannelkind: infancys-lie: woundstobind: OMG my life will never be the same again uh huh sure
spoken-not-written: honey-nut-sheeriooo: p-s-iloveuyou: I think I just died a little IT’S BACK LMFAO I’M DYING
estebanjulioricardodelarosa: stevowevo: strifeandslash: kids born in 2006 will be turnng 45 tomorrow what????????????????????///
And lo, there will come a moment
miltonsong: when Fitz and Edison will be in the same room. And in this moment I will know glory and will sit upon the couch, eating popcorn and waiting for shit to pop the fuck off. Because shit will pop the fuck off with those two in the same room. Amen.
abyssgazingbackintome: No. He’s my favorite.
nicstv: Scandal - Episode 2.10 - One for the Dog - Promo 2
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baby-dodongo: remember when mitt romney tried to become president
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?